Howdy Whoever You Are, welcome to the twenty-eighth whatever of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, think about how weird the word ‘eighth’ is.
This week, experiments in trite piffle, or as my soon-to-be-sainted Nana likes to say, “That Rosie O’Donnell…I like her.” Warning: The road gets lumpy from here on in…
I used to be used to these
I am the voices in your head. You lay in bed, sleeping. Meanwhile, I keep scheming. These distorted scenes, your waking mind’s disbelieving. I remix your daytime and leave you fiendin’. Half awake, half asleep, pleadin’. One more night, one more trip, one more meaning. Get outside your head, get out of bed, we’re leaving.
Ecto-Bubble – to protect them from you.
Ecto-Bubble – it’s invisible too!
Ecto-Bubble – reflecting all judgment.
Ecto-Bubble – honestly, it’s no trouble.
Ecto-Bubble – abhors what fails ‘ya.
Ecto-Bubble – now compatible with Merkaba.
Ecto-Bubble – always be ready for now.
Ecto-Bubble – for instant absorption.
Ecto-Bubble – small enough to fit in your closet, big enough to fit in your universe.
Ecto-Bubble – karmically cathartic.
Ecto-Bubble – hover mode not included.
Ecto-Bubble – connecting you with all of Us.
Ecto-Bubble – collect all 48 flavors.
Ecto-Bubble – when you’re jonesin’ for some pheromones.
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Eat your heart inside out, Monty Python.
Hopped on a trolley
But the road soon came to a split
Stepped off the trolley.
See, in different dimensions your inventions are useless. I know you will try and refute this. But you’re only tooting your proverbial stupidness. People are suffering and you think there’s a Crew for this? What hope is your futile minutia? Everything fades into a permanent shade of fuscia.
^ violation: inside joke ^
If you’ve made it this far, welcome to the Easter Egg. All you had to do was scroll down to find it! Unfortunately, it’s not Easter. Come back then and you will find the real surprise hidden in these diatribes.
A fool might be right only some of the time. But a wise man has to spend most his time being wrong.
This is the change-up. Now. Time to keep your game up. Don’t interrupt the flow or lame up. We’ve had enough of your gruff egomania. Therapy would only barely contain ya. If you wanted to suffer, you should’ve been an entertainer. Meanwhile, your life holds you on retainer. Waiting for you to catch a clue and claim her. Your Ecto-Bubble should’ve come with a personal trainer.
Are you OK? I mean, really OK? I wouldn’t want you to be worried. This is all par for the course, tit for the tat, this is where it’s at and you know that’s that.