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Letters From God: Rumpelstiltskin
I would like to take time out of my life to discuss Rumpelstiltskin with you.
He is fucking stupid. READ MORE »
Letters From God: Fear
“If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself, but to your estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.”
- Marcus Aurelius
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Letters From God: End of Year, End of Schmear
Hello world.
I know I haven’t been on top of things. I’m still not. But! It is the end of the semester (only two days left) and I am hoping not to slack ANYMORE! For this piece, I am going to post my personal space project statement/end of year statement accompanied by my short Dia: Beacon trip review. READ MORE »
Letters From God: Slackin’ Around
Everyone claims to be a procrastinator. I am not an exclusion. Nowhere near it. I always ALWAYS get immensely stressed when I notice I’m not constantly working hard on something. I hold extraordinarily high standards for myself. I rarely, if ever, meet them. This usually causes me to spiral into a self loathing pit. Without the help and support of the lovely Noel Rogers, I would not be able to come out of that too quickly. Thank you for all the things you do for me.
I have been particularly anxious lately because classes are coming to an end and today I had to have surgery. I won’t discuss the surgery today. The classes, however, will be discussed. Hooray! You all care so much don’t you! READ MORE »
Letters From God: Piece Of Cake
Nothing is a piece of cake, except a piece of cake.
You may not want to admit it, but everything is difficult. Everything requires a series of actions to occur. READ MORE »
Letters From God: Dear United States Of America
Dear United States of America,
I have to tell you, I’m tired of your shit. I mean, I know I haven’t exactly been around in a while and you’re clearly throwing a fit. But, come on. I’ve obviously moved on. You think I’m proud of humans? Sheesh. Worst idea ever. I definitely learned my lesson. Not that you guys are all bad, but I won’t be making anymore nah mean? READ MORE »
Letters From God: Jonah And The Really Big Smelly Fish
The use of The Holy Bible as a reference is absurd. I can rely on The Diary of Anne Frank more than The Holy Bible. At least her diary is a first person account of someone who had been labeled and ended up being sacrificed. The Holy Bible isn’t even Jesus writing anything down or a scribe documenting his life and the important lessons he wanted to teach. It’s a bunch of stories, lineage, and rules. Why should this compilation of SOME guys’ stories (not even all of them) form the basis of peoples’ beliefs? READ MORE »
Letters From God: I Pretty Much Suck
Hello, once again we find ourselves here at It’s The Crew. I had no idea what I was going to write about this week until about…2 minutes ago? Which, I suppose, doesn’t matter to you because this piece will have been written one way or another and you are reading this whether you like it or not. READ MORE »