First of all, I would like to apologize for the fact that I’m even talking about Star Wars. I mean, what can possibly be said that hasn’t been said already? How much more superlative speculation before even the die hardest fans say, “Fuck it, I just don’t care anymore, but uh, wake me when it’s time to watch Episode VII.” There are [...]
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HACK № 71: Make Love, And Star Wars
First of all, I would like to apologize for the fact that I’m even talking about Star Wars. I mean, what can possibly be said that hasn’t been said already? How much more superlative speculation before even the die hardest fans say, “Fuck it, I just don’t care anymore, but uh, wake me when it’s time to watch Episode VII.” There are [...]
HACK № 70: Verily Bad Poetry
It takes a skilled wordsmith to spit a real good poem these days. Without a hot beat and an auto-tuner, you’d better be saying some real shit if you expect anyone to show for it. But it takes a truly loquacious litterateur to painstakingly construct some of the worst poetry ever.
Verily, Bad Poetry
verily, i sa [...]
HACK № 69: Suck My Glock
Howdy Howitzers, welcome to the sixty-ninth magazine of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, it’s time to lock and load.
There’s been a lot of talk about guns lately. Frankly, I never cared for the things. (more…)
HACK № 68: It’s Just You! (The ...
Howdy Hexagons, welcome to the sixty-eighth geometric proof of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, come satiate your appetite with my delicious fibbognocchi….
As always dear readers, my pattern tends toward editorializing for a few paragraphs until I finally get to the actual piece that is the title of this post. So feel f [...]
HACK № 67: FUCKEDOCALYPSE!
Howdy Timewaves, welcome to the sixty-seventh apocryphon of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, will this be as far as we can go?
It’s The Crew has known about the 12/21/12 “prophecies” way back when most of you were still mocking the Y2Kers. In our sphere of influence, we were the only ones talking about the pro [...]
HACK № 63: It Doesn’t Matter Wh...
Howdy Constituents, welcome to the sixty-third electorate of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, always let your conscience be your guide.
Due to Hurricane Sandy I’ve been off from work for 11 days now. Unfortunately, where I once could sleep 12 – 15 hours straight, my career consciousness is programmed to wake up ea [...]
HACK № 62: A False Sensual Security (...
Well it seems my plan of working on Time Warriors frequently enough for new posts each week is a bust. Procrastination, sobriety and self-doubt are ever-present word snatchers. Nevertheless, I am still writing, though not as fast as I’d like. I realize that in the last post I talked about some things in Chapter 3 that are actually i [...]
HACK № 61: ADD and Thee (TW Chap. 3)
Howdy Beacons, welcome to the sixty-first uncharted territory of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, it’s time to suit up and see what’s out there.
So, a couple of weeks ago I introduced you to Chapter 2 of Time Warriors. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, this will reboot your memory.
Once I [...]
HACK № 60: The Gym Class Disaster (TW...
Howdy Characters, welcome to the sixtieth subgenre of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, you’ll remember that last week I introduced a work in progress, Time Warriors – Volume 1: The Quandary of the Quadrants. At least, that’s the working title. If you don’t know what I’m talking about just mosey [...]
HACK № 59: Where the Hack Am I?
All I see only looks the same / The picture is the frame
~Dr. Dog
So where are we? Let’s get our bearings. It’s the early 21st century, planet Earth, itsthecrew.com. And this is my HACK. OK, got it. See, we’ve been offline for a while. The cause: procrastination. The delay: me. Actually, I took action 3 days [...]
HACK № 58: Bromidic
Bromidic
You can’t find a moment alone. No matter where you go they find you. Cameras and eyes. Try to disappear and you sacrifice more than should be necessary. Privacy is no longer a right, it’s a luxury. Can you afford to avoid the dynamic shift in consciousness occurring all around you, throughout this entire planet?
I [...]
HACK № 57: The Surreal Calculator
The Surreal Calculator. Not my invention. It comes from a story that Noel Rogers wrote a long-ass time ago. The Surreal Calculator was mentioned only once, in one sentence, with no description whatsoever. I just loved the sound of the name, the possibilities of such a device. It stuck in my brain all these years until, dur [...]