Howdy Constituents, welcome to the sixty-third electorate of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, always let your conscience be your guide.
Due to Hurricane Sandy I’ve been off from work for 11 days now. Unfortunately, where I once could sleep 12 – 15 hours straight, my career consciousness is programmed to wake up ea [...]
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HACK № 63: It Doesn’t Matter Wh...
Howdy Constituents, welcome to the sixty-third electorate of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, always let your conscience be your guide.
Due to Hurricane Sandy I’ve been off from work for 11 days now. Unfortunately, where I once could sleep 12 – 15 hours straight, my career consciousness is programmed to wake up ea [...]
HACK № 52: Self-Deference
Howdy Perrenials, welcome to the fifty-second fertilization of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, take some time to stop and smell the noses.
I love when people think I’m psychologically disturbed
Because it means I overloaded their neurological nerves
–Immortal Technique, ‘Positive Balance’
&nb [...]
My Substantial Affair With Life: App...
Applied Fiction
He sits in the back corner of the corridor-pink glow waiting like anything has not ever happened. Sip after sip, ankle turn after ankle turn over the other knee, deeper into the corner he slips after his eyes travel across the diner’s muted horizon. (more…)
HACK № 46: Unions of Opposites
Howdy Laborers, welcome to the forty-sixth organized protest of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, I’m looking for a friend with benefits.
First of all, I really could care less about all this temporal human nonsense. My knowledge on this very subject is scant at best, so don’t expect a lot of detail or corroborat [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Marriage I...
Marriage is for tools. Now wait, before the irrational reptilian part of your brain begins to immediately object. Let me explain. I do not mean to imply that if you are married, you are a tool. I am actually trying to directly come and state it. That marriage is for tools. You tool. Okay. NOW feel free for your reptilian emotional response. I [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Bullet Poi...
If I should die tomorrow, or for that matter any day after today, or if you’re reading this 100 years from now and so I’m probably dead at this point — regardless, when I am gone, I hope that I am remembered for more than just “HE RUINED MY LIFE” (which I didn’t) or “HE FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND” (wh [...]
HACK № 26: Wash Your Mouth Out With ...
Howdy Trademarks, welcome to the twenty-sixth copyright of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, Congress has proposed legislation that would make it illegal for you to make it this far.
This week, something relatively relevant: Internet Censorship. So let me hop on this SOPAbox and tell you all the things you’re not considering in t [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Laws Don&#...
“Where no law is, there is no transgression”
(Romans 4:15)
You ever know someone who didn’t break any laws? Any laws at all? I don’t mean the obvious ones like murder and rape and arson and so forth, I mean any laws period. Someone that never drove faster than the speed limit, never drank while underage, never used [...]
Letters From God: The Lames Are At It...
The government wants to control us and keep us eating out of the palm of their hand. So, where I get confused is where they promote laws that are extremely controversial to pass legislation during a time of social protest. (more…)
I Don’t Belong Here: I Don̵...
I get so mad when I see people say ignorant things like “If you don’t vote, you can’t complain” and other similar bumper-sticker slogans. By my thinking, it is exactly the other way around. If you DO vote, if you pull the lever that signifies your tacit endorsement of a corrupt and rigged system– (more…)
HACK № 7: You Have No Right
Greetings Grasshoppas, welcome to the seventh surveillance of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, don’t forget to update your privacy settings.
“You have no right to ask me how I feel.
You have no right to speak to me so kind.”
I’m sick of hearing about rights. Our Bill of Rights, your right to bear arms, the right to li [...]