Howdy Howitzers, welcome to the sixty-ninth magazine of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, it’s time to lock and load.
There’s been a lot of talk about guns lately. Frankly, I never cared for the things. READ MORE »
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ITC 3.05: Femme Banale (2005)
Presenting the very first episode of It’s The Crew! that was written and produced by Towel Boy: When Towel Boy goes back into the past to repair one of Noel’s failed relationships, will he create a universe where The Crew never existed? Will lameness triumph over all, or will keeping it real win out in the end? ONLY SCOTT BAKULA HAS THE ANSWERS!
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ITC 3.1: The Legend Of Hob (2005)
Who is Hob? How did he come to be the Crew Champion? The sensational Season Three premier answers these questions as it puts forth many more. Part I of the epic “Crew vs. MOB” saga!
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HACK № 30: Lowdown and Soul Dirty
Howdy Hierophants, welcome to the thirtieth rendition of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, quit your whining. I’ll do more than enough for the both of us.
This week it’s the night before this week’s piece is due and I decided to just give it to you all in one short 4 hour burst. I’m leaving nothing out because, guess what? I turn 34 in a few days and I can assure you that I am now too old to give a shit. About what, exactly? Exactly! I don’t give a shit! But in case you’re in a hurry here’s a handy table of contents:
Part 1: Self-Referential Whiny Stuff Written in Second Person Narrative
Part 2: A Brief Pause
Part 3: A Dirty Joke and A Stolen Line
Part 4: Gov. Chris Christie, The United States Flag, Whitney Houston
Part 5: Telepathic Communication With Towel Boy
Part 6: Black History Month
Part 7: Stars Are Cool
Part 8: Closing Remarks
Part 9: Week Links (Bill Hicks, Dyce the P, Chris Christie, Star Size Comparison
Here we go!
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HACK № 20: Until Dead Inside Do Us Part
Howdy Lovers, welcome to the twentieth consummation of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, don’t forget tomorrow is Give Your Wedding Ring to A Single Person Day. As per sacred tradition, the single person gets to bang the spouse of the person who gives them their ring, while you get to go out and bang everybody else’s spouse who is single for a day.
Last week I brought up two subjects I have no direct experience of: marriage and kids. I have neither. I once went steady with a girl when she had been separated for only four months. She eventually got the divorce and shared custody of her daughter. They are both my dear friends to this day. Later on I dabbled in the colors of a deaf artist with two hearing kids, a girl and boy. The kids’ father (also deaf) was somewhere south, seriously trying to get off the grid. So I’m not married and I don’t have kids but I’ve at least had a few years of experiences acting the part.
This week we’re going to take a closer look at that those spiritually legal unions that everyone thinks are the only the kind of unions that should be recognized and sanctioned by society. READ MORE »