Howdy Timewaves, welcome to the sixty-seventh apocryphon of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, will this be as far as we can go?
It’s The Crew has known about the 12/21/12 “prophecies” way back when most of you were still mocking the Y2Kers. In our sphere of influence, we were the only ones talking about the pro [...]
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HACK № 67: FUCKEDOCALYPSE!
Howdy Timewaves, welcome to the sixty-seventh apocryphon of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, will this be as far as we can go?
It’s The Crew has known about the 12/21/12 “prophecies” way back when most of you were still mocking the Y2Kers. In our sphere of influence, we were the only ones talking about the pro [...]
HACK № 64: Videos for Nerds
So, yeah. I’ve been bored. I’ve been busy. I’ve been busy being bored.
So for this HACK I’m acting like a filter, sharing some of my favorite videos for nerds like us.
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HACK № 53: The Fifth Wall
The truth is, when I think of God, the first thing that pops into my mind is the bearded guy in the clouds, watching and judging. Like, he knows that he shouldn’t judge me. But he does. He just isn’t all in my face about it. He leaves it up to me to pay attention to the signs. But make no mistake. He likes me but he doesn [...]
HACK № 52: Self-Deference
Howdy Perrenials, welcome to the fifty-second fertilization of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, take some time to stop and smell the noses.
I love when people think I’m psychologically disturbed
Because it means I overloaded their neurological nerves
–Immortal Technique, ‘Positive Balance’
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HACK № 50: Who is Pepe Hopkins?
Howdy Tabloids, welcome to the fiftieth character assasination of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, none of this is real yet all of it is true.
This past week I paid a new visit to an old friend. So this present week I present an old piece with new revisions.
For three whole decades sages, scholars, and crackpot conspiracists have [...]
HACK № 49: Freedom Is The Write
Howdy Patriots, welcome to the forty-ninth declaration of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, it takes a strong constitution to swallow the American Dream.
Patriotism Is Lame
Fuck Independence Day. Not the movie Independence Day. That movie’s pretty good, I’m watching it right now. I don’t even mean F [...]
HACK № 44: Jaunts & Joints
Howdy Transients, welcome to the forty-fourth traversal of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, we are now at the point where the tangent meets the circle.
I don’t know what’s worse…knowing that you don’t have a summer vacation and that it’s all going to be work even through the summer OR being reminded every [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Same-Sex M...
I’m just going to put this one up in the air, because I guess someone has to. There is no legitimate argument against same-sex marriage. None! Or rather, put more accurately, any legitimate argument against same-sex marriage is also an argument against marriage itself in general. That’s the shape of it. I’d rather be talking [...]
HACK № 39: A Conspiracy of Blessing...
Howdy Mediocritons, welcome to the thirty-ninth extremity of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, I’ll go out on a limb if you promise to catch me when I fall.
Dichotomies: What are we going to do about them? What aren’t we going to do about them? Is one side more real or more preferred than the other? Or do they exist simulta [...]
HACK № 35: The Hunger Lames
Howdy Contestants, welcome to the thirty-fifth reality show of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, remember that this game is to the death.
So this week I’m going into full hypocrite mode. I haven’t read The Hunger Games, haven’t seen the movie, and I don’t plan to anytime soon. Therefore, I’m about to hate [...]
HACK № 25: Sick Religion
Howdy Proselytes, welcome to the twenty-fifth sermon of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, it’s time to confess our sins. Namely, blatant hypocrisy.
When I say I’m sick of religion I mean that literally. Whatever good intentions religion has, it has become a sickness. It spreads like disease and destroys its hosts’ s [...]
HACK № 20: Until Dead Inside Do Us P...
Howdy Lovers, welcome to the twentieth consummation of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, don’t forget tomorrow is Give Your Wedding Ring to A Single Person Day. As per sacred tradition, the single person gets to bang the spouse of the person who gives them their ring, while you get to go out and bang everybody else’s spous [...]