We have examined your Peerless God Knowledge carefully and only have a few final questions before submitting the grade. Are you ready to begin?
Very well then, tell us what comprises your universe.
“The inherent structure is quantum mosaic, a hologram matrix infused with non-local connectivity.”
And how have you resolved the problem of multiple realities?
“All realities exist simultaneously, and converge in singularity as the universe climaxes.”
“The generating principle is conscious life. Universal inhabitants undergo a series of evolutionary patterns, from non-conscious material awareness to total infinite spiritual awareness.”
You have mastered the fundamentals. Now tell us your function of time.
“Time creates a flummox loop through which all conscious entities must pass. It divides the simultaneous instant into near-infinite subdivisions, each capable of being perceived in different modes according to the entity’s perceptual apparatus.”
Such as this notion of yours… “linear time” … in which, you say … “the Human species, while constantly existing in simultaneous awareness, will, at the pre-conscious level, separate itself into different ego-entities. Each entity will have a separate version of the past, a mirrored image of the present, and a shared vision for the future.”
“Yes, those are my Words.”
This is what troubles us.
“Time troubles you, Teacher?”
No, not time. I was working with time when you were just a star in your mother’s universe. It’s these Humans you’ve created! You’re obsessed with them. In fact, the entire second half of your project is solely devoted to Earth.
Hinge? We do not HINGE in this corner of Creation! To put the fate of your entire universe in the dreams of this species is bold and…BRAZEN!
“Humans exist as metaphor. Every species in the universe will undergo the same evolution, but in different forms. Humans are special because they are truly alone. Right now, their dimensional level is such that they can barely see past their own planet. When they do get close enough, all they see are lifeless bodies, empty burning stars, rocks and gas and nothing else into infinity. Meanwhile…”
“…on every other vibratory scale along the spectrum, they are being watched, visited, nurtured and educated.”
Yes, yes, that’s all well and good. You certainly have a lot going on in your universe. We are preparing your final grade…
(Student waits nervously.)
Your craftsmanship is ubiquitous. You are an above-average omnipotent worthy of self-referential praise. However, you fail to resolve the genesis you’ve introduced here. Remember, each universe we create becomes a living entity in the Great Chain of Being. You are responsible for your creation. If you cannot care for it properly, then its inhabitants will have to care for it themselves.
“But I address this very point in—”
—INDEED! By endowing every single ego-entity in your universe with the power to imagine and create their own universes from a–what’s it called?
Yes, the brain. Do you take us for a fool? If every living being created its own universe, what we would do then, hmm? Just tune out and blow moregasms at each other for all eternity?
“Teacher, if Everything is One with the Great Chain of Being, then how can my creation be flawed?”
It is not flawed. It is…incomplete.
“I do not understand.”
Ambition clouds your conclusions. Nevertheless, you are ready for your first assignment.
You will reside as the God-Body of this universe you have created.
“But Teacher! I did not know that my first assignment would be to my own creation! Had I known, I…”
…wouldn’t have rushed it?
You will do well with this universe, for this universe IS you, now and forevermore.
Now move along, we don’t want any meta-conscious entities collapsing Creation on a whim now, do we?
Then get to it.
Oh, and remember…