I had the honor of meeting New Jersey Governor Chris Christie this past weekend. I shook his hand and told him that I am a teacher and a supporter, and that he should keep up the good work. He firmly shook my hand, and thanked my graciously.
According to my father, Colman’s Mustard is the best mustard available. He is an authority on mustard, so I recommend you listen to him.
You see those kids protesting on Wall Street recently? They pretty much represent all I dislike about people in their late-teens/early-twenties. They actually compared themselves to the people protesting in Egypt and Libya. Disgusting.
Joe Rogan consistently puts out the best podcast available, but he takes it to the next level when he has Duncan Trussell as a guest. Serious God Knowledge.
When I die I want a full New Orleans funeral where my casket is carried down the street with a marching band playing behind it… preferably the Orange High School marching band. Just putting it out there.
I’m very happy that we’re getting to the time of year where I can wear hooded sweatshirts.
And now for today’s lesson:
Overrated: Tim Tebow
Underrated: Tim Tebow
Rated Correctly: Kyle Orton
Buckle up, bitches!