First a tribute to Matthew Harvey Lizotte:
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo’ no drizzle!
Wokka Wokka! Rimjob…yeah I know what I just said.
Speaking of such things – I’ve recently picked up a new domme and she’s making me wear a butt plug 24×7. Just a medium sized one for now as she’s stretching me so I can be used for savage gangbangs. Sorry to have to share this with you but she has commanded me to and unless I want her to get a Macuno Kong next…I’ve got to do what she says. *snicker*
Aside from that – Life has been pretty good. I’m due to go down to Philly this weekend to have a religious experience…Roman Catholic by the sound of it. There will be a cross, flogging, and sodomy…
Ok Ok enough I get it. I finally managed to repair the lightning gun…It took a 3 day DXM trip using Delsym extended release formula. You see, In order to use the modified Newton-Raphson solver that manifested in my consciousness , I need to detach my rooting in the physical world and spend a few hours as a multidimensional burst of celestial electromagnetic waves. True story – I wouldn’t do it just because I enjoy chugging a gallon of grape cough syrup at a time. Anyway, it’s working now and I’ve changed the synthetic processor such that it can instance as many tuning objects as it needs to in real time to track the feedback parameters.
If you want to know how it works – a good mechanical analog to the system as a whole is to take a cueball, and balance it inside a hula-hoop – then proceed to spin the cueball around the inside of the hoop as fast as you can… This would be fine if it were firing in a controlled radio wave proof lab – so add noise…try doing this stunt in a bouncy tent with children jumping all over near you… Oh, and least I forget – to get good plasma density from the resonator stack you would need to spin the ball so fast inside said plastic hoop that it deforms to a rear perfect ring – bordering on tearing apart. So 32 NIOS II cores, and a 2.5gigasample/second digitizer and variable number of PLLs and DLLs to close a loop around each harmonic of the RF inverter’s current waveform spectrum…The hardware is so advanced that if it sees a trend in control law failure, it shuts itself off and re-fucking-designs itself on the fly to remedy the errors…Some day I’ll monetize all this shit.
Would somebody tell me what the hell is going on with the Occupy Wall Street movement. I don’t think people care anymore – it’s time to get guns and start a revolution.
In other news I get new glasses today…I’m thinking of going horn rimmed Orville the Popcorn Czar style….hey , remember the commercial where they used CGI to reanimate his cadaver. That was awesome!