Hello, once again we find ourselves here at It’s The Crew. I had no idea what I was going to write about this week until about…2 minutes ago? Which, I suppose, doesn’t matter to you because this piece will have been written one way or another and you are reading this whether you like it or not.
I have never been one of those people who have many friends. I have a few really close friends, and about a handful of friends that are really chill, but not my best friends. I have had one really awesome friend since 2001. I have had another truly awesome friend since 2004. And my latest awesome friend has been in my life since 2009. All three of these people are seriously the greatest people I have ever known. They piss holy water, that’s how insanely awesome they are. Yeah, I bet you didn’t know that’s where they get holy water from did ya?
I go through phases. Sometimes, I love not having to deal with other people and their ignorance. Other times, I want to get to know people so bad. Like, sometimes I just want to have so many friends. But right now, I am so fucking glad I have such a small circle of friends. I think it has to do with my vagina. When I don’t have sexual satisfaction, I get more antsy and want to hangout with people and be flirty and just fuck. But when I have sexual satisfaction, I am more content with hating all of you.
This is a Facebook note I wrote March 12, 2010. I was a senior in high school and in a phase of wanting to meet people. I would like to add that I am not entirely good at meeting people and I usually suck at keeping in touch with people.
“So lately I’ve been quite aware of the overwhelmingly small handfull of friends that i have. I want friends. Who doesnt? Yet at the same time I don’t really make that great of an effort to get more or hangout with the ones I have. I’m quite extreme if i do say so myself. I can usually be found talking in an accent and being 100% violent with Jenna..which is always such a good time. This though, I think also contributes to my lack of friends because people must be frightened by my vulgar and very violent speeches.
Or it could be that nobody is quite as god-like as I and they are all completely jealous of my natural ability to be imensely awesome..which i can definitely see as a good possibility.”
Alright folks, I have Art History 101 at 9:30am and that is way fucking early. Goodnight!