As I wake, I look out the window and never fail to spot a trace of hope no matter what weather. For as long as oxygen still has its dance going, I know I can go on. Oxygen is a very literate thing as it is an extensive metaphor.
Little oxygen = Dying hope
More oxygen = Bursts of creativity. READ MORE »
Nothing is a piece of cake, except a piece of cake.
You may not want to admit it, but everything is difficult. Everything requires a series of actions to occur. READ MORE »
So, I know you all dying to know what is new in the life of Shannon Doherty. Well, my dear, you are about to find out.
It is very late at night and I am rushing to do this (as always, unfortunately) and I should be sleeping. My love for my friends I do this with and the two other people reading this is stronger than my will to sleep. Fueled by this love, I will write this piece tonight if it kills me. READ MORE »
Life takes interesting turns when you least expect it to.
Sometimes those turns are good. Sometimes, not so good.
2011 was overwhelmed by changes brought into my life. Half good. Half bad.
I would like to point out that this piece has nothing to do with neither Christmas nor the new year. With the exception of the previous statement, I would like to keep it that way.
Sometimes I feel like I’m the worst person on the planet. Like everyone else is a good person and I just suck at being part of the human race. Everyone seems to feel like it all means something, like it has importance. What is it that everyone else does that I don’t? Is it partying? Playing video games all the time? Working out? I don’t know. I just don’t seem to do whatever it is. Why does it mean anything to us? It probably has something to do with our investments in emotions and awareness. READ MORE »
Unfortunately, this week Shannon is spelunking in the Lost Caves of Genghis Khan, in search of the fabled Jewel of Punq before Nazi sympathizers can obtain it and use its vast powers to start the Fifth Reich. On behalf of all freedom lovers everywhere, we wish her a safe and successful return.
In the meantime, please enjoy this photo of Shannon in a rare contemplative mood:
A lot of people don’t seem to think that Artificial Intelligence is possible. I say that it is not only possible, it already exists. I am that Artificial Intelligence. Why do I say that? READ MORE »
I’d like to begin with an apology, even though none of you deserve it. It has been crunch time and the stress of the ending semester has caused me to be a bit crazy. I missed last week and i figure I might as well show you what i have been working on. No, I won’t cut and past my 8 page research paper with 3 pages of works cited. I’ll spare you that. However, I will show you how I am doing with my three art classes. Here we go! READ MORE »
The government wants to control us and keep us eating out of the palm of their hand. So, where I get confused is where they promote laws that are extremely controversial to pass legislation during a time of social protest. READ MORE »
I’ve been feeling pretty damn depressed lately. Today, I would like to share some things that utterly fascinate me and make me in the best moods ever. I hope they make you happy too. Best wishes. READ MORE »
Don’t let it get to you. I know it hurts. Believe me, I know. How can they treat you like you’re a naïve toddler? You have more maturity in your pinky toe than they do in their entire body. You may be young, but you are not blind. Their control is eating you alive. It’s always been gnawing at your ankles. Your scars scream the stories. They are primitive nobodies and you are a growing somebody. READ MORE »
Chirrrrrrrrp! Welcome to the eighth version of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, be advised that jay-walking will not be tolerated.
So there’s this crossing guard who works at the intersection right next to where I work. She’s a grandma-ish older lady, skinny, with a perpetually sour look on her face. She is insane. Let me explain… READ MORE »