Well it’s October again. Which means, like every year, that it’s time for BREAST CANCER AWARENESS FEVER! Pinktober, y’all! Buy special pink versions of household products and GIVE TO THE CURE. And, it’s October again, so it’s time again for me to be the lone voice from the wilderness reminding everyone that other [...]
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I Don’t Belong Here: Fuck Pinkt...
Well it’s October again. Which means, like every year, that it’s time for BREAST CANCER AWARENESS FEVER! Pinktober, y’all! Buy special pink versions of household products and GIVE TO THE CURE. And, it’s October again, so it’s time again for me to be the lone voice from the wilderness reminding everyone that other [...]
My Substantial Affair With Life: Lay...
“Layers”
Here lay thoughts from different points of being. Maybe this will seem a little concentrated as they all come from only me but I am confident some things will apply to your thought streams and lives somehow somewhere. (more…)
HACK № 40: Quick Chek v. Wawa
Howdy Customers, welcome to the fortieth checkout lane of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, may I see some ID for that item?
If you live in South Jersey (or certain parts of Eastern PA) then you’re familiar with Wawa, the “local” chain of convenience stores that have been in the ar [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Do Not Ent...
So there I was, happily leaving Walmart with marshmallows for the hot chocolate. All in all it had been a painless visit to one of the most awful places on Earth, which in retrospect must have been divine foreshadowing.
And as I walked through the exit door through to the vestibule, approaching through the other side was the Rude family. Mr. [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Minor Here...
Each week in I Don’t Belong Here, I have attempted to tackle some major world issue, or some pressing human concern, or just rape jokes. This week I would like to take a break from that and address some smaller, yet equally crucial, issues that I feel are important to discuss. (more…)
Letters From God: Retail
Hey everyone, this week I’ve decided to write about my retail experience. Now, I’m extremely biased because I work in retail. I think this puts me in the best position to criticize it. (more…)
Weekly Whack 8-29-11
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“It’s very important to transcend the places that hold us.”
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Sebastian Pruiti is one of the best young minds of his generation, and the hardest working man in the business. If you don’t know, you better axe somebody.
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When I see how people react to 5.9 earthquakes and category 1 hurricanes, it worries me about how they would react if w [...]
HACK № 2: Forty-Two Pet Peeves
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PET PEEVES
“I don’t have pet peeves – I have major psychotic fucking hatreds.”
—George Carlin
1. Any sentence beginning with the phrase “What’s your favorite….”
2. Motion sensor lights in cramped suburban neighborhoods.
3. Unnecessary and/or irrelevant reply-to-all e-mails. (more…)
