Howdy Authobiographicals, welcome to the forty-third exposé of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, don’t forget the footnotes.* Insensatography (n.) – the life story, real or otherwise, of an inanimate object.
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Howdy Meltedcheesedeks, welcome to the forty-second continuation of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, there’s a silver lining just over that horizon behind you. OK folks, here’s how this is going to play out. First I write a few self-referential paragraphs to get it out of my system, while simultaneously holding everything else in. […]
Howdy Lovers, welcome to the twentieth consummation of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, don’t forget tomorrow is Give Your Wedding Ring to A Single Person Day. As per sacred tradition, the single person gets to bang the spouse of the person who gives them their ring, while you get to go out and […]
In today’s weekly installment of fast food for thought is the gathering of the local kink community tomorrow night. We’re going to a Chinese buffet somewhere….Can you imagine, 20 kinky pervs trying to behave in a very vanilla family dining situation…Last time I used a chopstick as a urethral sound for Christ’s sake. Do you […]
The ramblings of a door to door merkin salesman: This month marks the rebirth of It’s the Crew and I’m honored to have been asked to make regular written contributions. For reasons yet unborn and likely irrational – I’ve been fearing writing this piece. Days of DXM drenched naked introspection have brought a cornucopia of […]