Howdy Tabloids, welcome to the fiftieth character assasination of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, none of this is real yet all of it is true.
This past week I paid a new visit to an old friend. So this present week I present an old piece with new revisions.
For three whole decades sages, scholars, and crackpot conspiracists have [...]
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HACK № 50: Who is Pepe Hopkins?
Howdy Tabloids, welcome to the fiftieth character assasination of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, none of this is real yet all of it is true.
This past week I paid a new visit to an old friend. So this present week I present an old piece with new revisions.
For three whole decades sages, scholars, and crackpot conspiracists have [...]
ITC 3.05: Femme Banale (2005)
Presenting the very first episode of It’s The Crew! that was written and produced by Towel Boy: When Towel Boy goes back into the past to repair one of Noel’s failed relationships, will he create a universe where The Crew never existed? Will lameness triumph over all, or will keeping it real win out in the end? ONLY SCOTT BAKULA H [...]
HACK № 39: A Conspiracy of Blessing...
Howdy Mediocritons, welcome to the thirty-ninth extremity of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, I’ll go out on a limb if you promise to catch me when I fall.
Dichotomies: What are we going to do about them? What aren’t we going to do about them? Is one side more real or more preferred than the other? Or do they exist simulta [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Marriage I...
Marriage is for tools. Now wait, before the irrational reptilian part of your brain begins to immediately object. Let me explain. I do not mean to imply that if you are married, you are a tool. I am actually trying to directly come and state it. That marriage is for tools. You tool. Okay. NOW feel free for your reptilian emotional response. I [...]
HACK № 32: Fetters of Correspondence
Howdy Recipients, welcome to the thirty-second communique of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, take comfort in knowing that this is not your life.
This week we’ve got real talk. I’ve chopped up some chats, swiped snippets of salubrious speech, and intertwined some serious oral intercourse with quixotic moments of reflective [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Digression...
For the first time ever, here’s all the Digressions! Digressions #1, #2, and #3 were originally published in If You Don’t Give Me Heaven. Digressions #5 and #6 were originally published in Heroes And Hierophants. Digression #3 has never been published anywhere, and Digression #7 is brand spanking new! Whatever THAT means.
Digressi [...]
HACK № 30: Lowdown and Soul Dirty
Howdy Hierophants, welcome to the thirtieth rendition of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, quit your whining. I’ll do more than enough for the both of us.
This week it’s the night before this week’s piece is due and I decided to just give it to you all in one short 4 hour burst. I’m leaving nothing out because, [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Phoning It...
Yeah, so, I’m phoning it in this week. What can I say? The life of a social revolutionary and mental explorer doesn’t always leave time for new content. Personal issues. So here’s some things I already wrote, over at the blog no one reads, and, by virtue of being from the blog that no one reads, may as well be new. So, toget [...]
Prose Before Swine: Baby Lightning Gu...
Good morning peoples! Today I’m just coming back from a nervous breakdown. Seriously – I’ve spent like 1 day of the last three or so weeks at home. The rest has been consumed by business travel. The price to pay I suppose.
I took some time to work on a much needed project. Shameless plug ensues: (more…)
Prose Before Swine: Kink Community
In today’s weekly installment of fast food for thought is the gathering of the local kink community tomorrow night. We’re going to a Chinese buffet somewhere….Can you imagine, 20 kinky pervs trying to behave in a very vanilla family dining situation…Last time I used a chopstick as a urethral sound for Christ’s sake. Do you have an [...]