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HACK № 30: Lowdown and Soul Dirty

Feb22
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Towel Boy

Howdy Hierophants, welcome to the thirtieth rendition of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, quit your whining. I’ll do more than enough for the both of us.

This week it’s the night before this week’s piece is due and I decided to just give it to you all in one short 4 hour burst. I’m leaving nothing out because, guess what? I turn 34 in a few days and I can assure you that I am now too old to give a shit. About what, exactly? Exactly! I don’t give a shit! But in case you’re in a hurry here’s a handy table of contents:

Part 1: Self-Referential Whiny Stuff Written in Second Person Narrative
Part 2: A Brief Pause
Part 3: A Dirty Joke and A Stolen Line
Part 4: Gov. Chris Christie, The United States Flag, Whitney Houston
Part 5: Telepathic Communication With Marcus
Part 6: Black History Month
Part 7: Stars Are Cool
Part 8: Closing Remarks
Part 9: Week Links (Bill Hicks, Dyce the P, Chris Christie, Star Size Comparison

Here we go!
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Posted in America, Bad Taste, Business, Celebrity, Cosmology, Culture, Current Events, Education, Finances, Gender, God Knowledge, Government, HACK, History, Humor, Irony, Movies, Music, Opinion, Perversion, Politics, Self Reference, Work - Tagged black history month bill hicks, Chris Christie, cosmology, Dyce the P, gay marriage, gay rights, governor, new jersey, Peter Gabriel, say anything, second person narrative, sledgehammer, space, stars, state legislature, united states flag, whitney houston

Letters From God: Blogish

Feb21
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Shannon Doherty

So, I know you all dying to know what is new in the life of Shannon Doherty. Well, my dear, you are about to find out.

It is very late at night and I am rushing to do this (as always, unfortunately) and I should be sleeping. My love for my friends I do this with and the two other people reading this is stronger than my will to sleep. Fueled by this love, I will write this piece tonight if it kills me. READ MORE »

Posted in Art, Current Events, Letters From God, Relationships, Uncategorized, Work - Tagged 3d, aegean, art history, barn burning, blocked call, broken button, cardboard, cellphone, ceramics, claes oldenburg, customers, dcc, design, dutchess community college, english, found objects, greece, jellyfish, Letters From God, octopus jar, relationship, semester, Shannon Doherty, staples, vibe, william faulkner, work

I Don’t Belong Here: Forever Suffering (Cut-And-Paste God Knowledge)

Feb17
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

(Excerpted and edited from private correspondence:)

If you’re hoping to avoid pain and death, you’re on a fool’s errand. Life is pain and it ends in death. Okay, life isn’t JUST pain — but suffering certainly seems to be a key aspect to it. If you try and shelter yourself from it you wind up either completely unprepared for it when it comes anyway or so dissatisfied with your safety that like the Buddha you reject the whole concept of safety and declare all of existence to be an illusion. READ MORE »

Posted in Advice, Coming Of Age, Cosmology, Education, Eschatology, Futurism, God Knowledge, I Don't Belong Here, Opinion, Philosophy, Secret Teaching - Tagged Buddha, Buddy Christ, Charles R. Knight, civilization, death, Frederic E. Church, I Don't Belong Here, illusion, King Kong, life, Nietzsche, Noel Rogers, pain, Peter Jackson, Pieter Bruegel, Sufism, Tennyson, The Triumph Of Death

HACK № 29: In Defense of Social Networks

Feb15
2012 2 Comments

Written by Towel Boy

Awhatup Avatars? Welcome to the twenty-ninth ego-entity of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, I remind you of the immortal words of the still mortal immortal Paul Godmore…

It’s hard to argue with that logic. Yet I will do just that. This is for all of you out there that hate on blogs, Facebook, Twitter, dating sights and anything else about the good ol’ Internet. READ MORE »

Posted in Culture, HACK, Opinion, Psychology, Technology - Tagged avatar, Bart Simpson, blog, blogger, cats, connection, dating, Douglas Palermo, eHarmony.com, Electric Towel Boy, expression, facebook, free will, friends, HACK, HAL 9000, information, Internet, It's The Crew, match.com, misinformation, Noel Rogers, privacy, social network, synchronicity, technology, The Venture Bros, Towel Boy, twitter

Letters From God: Rhymes With Shmashmortion

Feb07
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Shannon Doherty

Today, I would like to talk to you boys and girls about abortion. According to dictionary.com, an abortion can mean a number of things such as: the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy; any of various surgical methods for terminating a pregnancy,especially during the first six months; an immature and nonviable fetus. I would like to emphasize the word nonviable. This word, according to the ever-ready dictionary.com, means not capable of living, growing, and developing, as an embryo, seed, or plant. In simpler terms, an abortion is essentially the premature ending of a pregnancy to prevent carrying the child through gestation and giving birth.

Posted in America, Culture, Gender, Health, Letters From God - Tagged abortion, america, anti abortion, baby, children, death, dictionary.com, fetus, God, hospital, knocked up, Letters From God, miscarriage, murder, new testament, old testament, options, parasite, patriotic, planned parenthood, pro choice, pro life, ru486, Shannon Doherty, surgery

I Don’t Belong Here: Do Not Enter (or, “It’s A Marshmallow World”)

Feb03
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

So there I was, happily leaving Walmart with marshmallows for the hot chocolate. All in all it had been a painless visit to one of the most awful places on Earth, which in retrospect must have been divine foreshadowing.

And as I walked through the exit door through to the vestibule, approaching through the other side was the Rude family. Mr. Rude, Mrs. Rude and little Rudy Jr. The Rude family was attempting to ENTER through the same door I was trying to EXIT from. Or egress, if you prefer a fancy and slightly archaic vocabulary. Now the Rude family weren’t merely trying to enter through the wrong door; a crime of mere social convention I commit frequently myself. No, they were determined to walk through the door side by side, BLOCKING the door from honest hard working citizens like myself who take it on good faith that they will be able to leave the building through the door marked “EXIT.” READ MORE »

Posted in America, Culture, Current Events, Food, Hate, Humor, I Don't Belong Here, Self Reference, Shopping - Tagged Captain Caveman, Charles Atlas, do not enter, Earth, egress, hero of the beach, hot chocolate, I Don't Belong Here, intimidation, it's a marshmallow world, marshmallows, Noel Rogers, rude, walmart, Wu Tang Clan

Letters From God: No Excuses

Jan31
2012 1 Comment

Written by Shannon Doherty

I believe I have mentioned before that I work at a copy center. If not, I work in a god-forsaken copy center. I do not know what it is about the copy center, but it is like a magnet for disabled people. By disabled I mean people who seem to have no abilities. The concepts of thinking things through, simple math, reading, typing, and communicating are just too advanced for these people. Not to say there aren’t gems out there. Thank goodness there are people who can handle those tasks. But nevertheless, I seem to be constantly dealing with human beings that do not seem to possess any common sense whatsoever. READ MORE »

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I Don’t Belong Here: Phoning It In (The Best Of New Sun Rising)

Jan27
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

Yeah, so, I’m phoning it in this week. What can I say? The life of a social revolutionary and mental explorer doesn’t always leave time for new content. Personal issues. So here’s some things I already wrote, over at the blog no one reads, and, by virtue of being from the blog that no one reads, may as well be new. So, together again for the first time, the wit and wisdom of Noel R. Rogers, padded out with accompanying surreal original art: READ MORE »

Posted in Advice, America, Anger, Bad Taste, Cosmology, Culture, Current Events, Eschatology, Family, Futurism, God Knowledge, Hate, History, Humor, I Don't Belong Here, Movies, New Age, Opinion, Perversion, Philosophy, Politics, Propaganda, Relationships, Religion, Satire, Secret Teaching, Self Reference - Tagged anarchy, Catholic Church, Catholicism, Chris Kozma, Cro-Magnon Man, eschatology, family, Gandhi, hate, Hollywood, I Don't Belong Here, Jesus Christ, love story, New Sun Rising, Noel Rogers, people, Pete Pettorossi, politics, religion, Shannon Doherty, The Vatican, violence

Letters From God: In The Bag

Jan24
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Shannon Doherty

HELLO EVERYBODY!!! I am exceptionally excited this week because I have fantastic news. I have six pieces in the student show at Dutchess Community College! Anyone reading this should go check it out and tell me how awesome I am! Just kidding you don’t have to go, but you still have to tell me how awesome I am

Posted in Art, Letters From God - Tagged abortion, alcohol, alcoholism, art, art gallery, dutchess community college, english 102, ernest hemingway, exhibit, family, finances, health, hills like white elephants, Letters From God, Shannon Doherty, struggle, success, washington, work

I Don’t Belong Here: Wake Me Up When It’s The Future

Jan20
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

I give up guys, I’m gonna go just do my thing, you guys have fun with your presidents and shit, and we’ll try to stay out of each other’s ways. ‘Kay? Wake me up when we’re in the future. Know why? Because I want to see space, that’s why. It’s totally within our grasp and we’re pretty much ignoring it. So wake me up when it’s the future.

I mean, literally. Wake me up. In the future. When you guys have the means to resurrect the essences of the dead. I’m not stupid. I know it’s not going to happen in my lifetime. So when it happens, wake me up. I’m done with the present.
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Posts in category Life

HACK № 30: Lowdown and Soul Dirty

Letters From God: Blogish

I Don’t Belong Here: Forever Suffering (Cut-And-Paste God Knowledge)

Letters From God: Rhymes With Shmashmortion

I Don’t Belong Here: Do Not Enter (or, “It’s A Marshmallow World”)

I Don’t Belong Here: Phoning It In (The Best Of New Sun Rising)

Letters From God: In The Bag

I Don’t Belong Here: Wake Me Up When It’s The Future

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