Howdy Hexagons, welcome to the sixty-eighth geometric proof of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, come satiate your appetite with my delicious fibbognocchi….
As always dear readers, my pattern tends toward editorializing for a few paragraphs until I finally get to the actual piece that is the title of this post. So feel f [...]
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HACK № 68: It’s Just You! (The ...
Howdy Hexagons, welcome to the sixty-eighth geometric proof of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, come satiate your appetite with my delicious fibbognocchi….
As always dear readers, my pattern tends toward editorializing for a few paragraphs until I finally get to the actual piece that is the title of this post. So feel f [...]
ITC 3.13: My Electric Towel Boy (2006...
When Towel Boy is shot — again — the Crew replace him with a cybernetic version, the Electric Towel Boy. Hilarity — and learning — ensue.
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HACK № 53: The Fifth Wall
The truth is, when I think of God, the first thing that pops into my mind is the bearded guy in the clouds, watching and judging. Like, he knows that he shouldn’t judge me. But he does. He just isn’t all in my face about it. He leaves it up to me to pay attention to the signs. But make no mistake. He likes me but he doesn [...]
ITC 3.11: Think Differently (2006)
When Indie Guy’s time travel gambit fails, he resorts to the only other trick he knows: MAKING SMUG PARODY WEBSITES! Will beloved cultural icons the Wu-Tang Clan be able to stand up to this assault of irony? Will The Crew stop Indie Guy’s hating once and for all? READ ON!
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HACK № 51: Throwing In The Tao
Howdy Dark Knights, welcome to the fifty-first multiple murder of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, shhh…listen…
“Listen! Do you smell something?” –Dr. Ray Stantz, Ghostbusters
This week I give you my true voice, such as it is. Below is a list of audio tracks. Below that is a table of contents with [...]
3.10: The Miracle At Montclair (2006)
When Indie Guy goes back in time to prevent The Crew from forming, it’s not just rehashed plots our heroes have to worry about, it’s CHRONAL PARADOX! Guest starring Johnny P!
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HACK № 50: Who is Pepe Hopkins?
Howdy Tabloids, welcome to the fiftieth character assasination of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, none of this is real yet all of it is true.
This past week I paid a new visit to an old friend. So this present week I present an old piece with new revisions.
For three whole decades sages, scholars, and crackpot conspiracists have [...]
HACK № 49: Freedom Is The Write
Howdy Patriots, welcome to the forty-ninth declaration of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, it takes a strong constitution to swallow the American Dream.
Patriotism Is Lame
Fuck Independence Day. Not the movie Independence Day. That movie’s pretty good, I’m watching it right now. I don’t even mean F [...]
ITC 3.8: Thanks For Playing! (2006)
When LiveJournal legend Russell Sprague angrily resigns from The Crew, he is kidnapped by mysterious people and wakes up in a parody of The Prisoner. The real one, not that awful remake.
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ITC 3.7: Hovaltine (2006)
Attila, the lovable pal of the Crew, embarks on a metaphysical journey through the America of his soul as he pursues his ultimate dream…. Hovaltine.
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ITC 3.6: IH8UALL (2005)
Well, it’s been almost a full year and it’s just about time for Noel to snap and go to the dark side again! Will anyone be able to talk him back with reason or will he have to be put down like the dog he is? Guest starring: George W. Bush!
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