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I Don’t Belong Here: Faith Is For The Weak
Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed. (John 20:29)
I’m just going to put this one right out there. Fuck faith. People talk about faith like it’s a good thing, a positive thing. It’s not. Faith is a bunch of crap. Well, okay, no. I guess SOME faith is unavoidable. I am taking it on faith that the world I experience outside of myself actually exists and is not a product of my imagination or a show put on for my benefit. Et cetera. When I say faith, I mean, like all the other pundits of my day, RELIGIOUS faith. It’s a bunch of crap. A holdover from when our brains weren’t wired as tight and we were all tripping balls daily.
Like Batman!
I Don’t Belong Here: Do Not Enter (or, “It’s A Marshmallow World”)
So there I was, happily leaving Walmart with marshmallows for the hot chocolate. All in all it had been a painless visit to one of the most awful places on Earth, which in retrospect must have been divine foreshadowing.
And as I walked through the exit door through to the vestibule, approaching through the other side was the Rude family. Mr. Rude, Mrs. Rude and little Rudy Jr. The Rude family was attempting to ENTER through the same door I was trying to EXIT from. Or egress, if you prefer a fancy and slightly archaic vocabulary. Now the Rude family weren’t merely trying to enter through the wrong door; a crime of mere social convention I commit frequently myself. No, they were determined to walk through the door side by side, BLOCKING the door from honest hard working citizens like myself who take it on good faith that they will be able to leave the building through the door marked “EXIT.” READ MORE »
Letters From God: No Excuses
I believe I have mentioned before that I work at a copy center. If not, I work in a god-forsaken copy center. I do not know what it is about the copy center, but it is like a magnet for disabled people. By disabled I mean people who seem to have no abilities. The concepts of thinking things through, simple math, reading, typing, and communicating are just too advanced for these people. Not to say there aren’t gems out there. Thank goodness there are people who can handle those tasks. But nevertheless, I seem to be constantly dealing with human beings that do not seem to possess any common sense whatsoever. READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Phoning It In (The Best Of New Sun Rising)
Yeah, so, I’m phoning it in this week. What can I say? The life of a social revolutionary and mental explorer doesn’t always leave time for new content. Personal issues. So here’s some things I already wrote, over at the blog no one reads, and, by virtue of being from the blog that no one reads, may as well be new. So, together again for the first time, the wit and wisdom of Noel R. Rogers, padded out with accompanying surreal original art: READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Laws Don’t Exist
“Where no law is, there is no transgression”
(Romans 4:15)
You ever know someone who didn’t break any laws? Any laws at all? I don’t mean the obvious ones like murder and rape and arson and so forth, I mean any laws period. Someone that never drove faster than the speed limit, never drank while underage, never used any illegal substance, never bought a bootleg DVD or downloaded pirated software. Never engaged in perverse sexual practices in areas where said practices were illegal. Never turned without using a blinker. Never, ever, ever broke the law. While you are out looking for this hypothetical person I am going to move ahead with my argument by assuming that this Ideal Law-Abiding Citizen simply does not exist. READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Man, Fuck PETA
I don’t like PETA because they are clowns. Fuck logic, fuck facts, I’m just starting out with the ad hominem. Facts and logic to follow. Fuck PETA, they’re a bunch of clowns. For all their love of ridiculous media moments and publicity stunts, when it comes to actually saving actual animals from actual mistreatment they are strangely nowhere around. Just saying. They make the entire animal rights movement look like a bunch of tin-foil wearing nuts.
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