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I Don’t Belong Here: Faith Is For The Weak

Feb10
2012 1 Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed. (John 20:29)

I’m just going to put this one right out there. Fuck faith. People talk about faith like it’s a good thing, a positive thing. It’s not. Faith is a bunch of crap. Well, okay, no. I guess SOME faith is unavoidable. I am taking it on faith that the world I experience outside of myself actually exists and is not a product of my imagination or a show put on for my benefit. Et cetera. When I say faith, I mean, like all the other pundits of my day, RELIGIOUS faith. It’s a bunch of crap. A holdover from when our brains weren’t wired as tight and we were all tripping balls daily.

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Like Batman!

Posted in God Knowledge, I Don't Belong Here, Opinion, Philosophy, Religion - Tagged apocrypha, Batman, binocular vision, Caravaggio, conspiracy theory, Doubting Thomas, Ellery Queen, faith, God, House Of Cards, I Don't Belong Here, Jesus Christ, Leviticus, muskrats, Noel Rogers, opposable thumbs, religion, tumbleweed, Waring Blendor, YHWH

I Don’t Belong Here: Do Not Enter (or, “It’s A Marshmallow World”)

Feb03
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

So there I was, happily leaving Walmart with marshmallows for the hot chocolate. All in all it had been a painless visit to one of the most awful places on Earth, which in retrospect must have been divine foreshadowing.

And as I walked through the exit door through to the vestibule, approaching through the other side was the Rude family. Mr. Rude, Mrs. Rude and little Rudy Jr. The Rude family was attempting to ENTER through the same door I was trying to EXIT from. Or egress, if you prefer a fancy and slightly archaic vocabulary. Now the Rude family weren’t merely trying to enter through the wrong door; a crime of mere social convention I commit frequently myself. No, they were determined to walk through the door side by side, BLOCKING the door from honest hard working citizens like myself who take it on good faith that they will be able to leave the building through the door marked “EXIT.” READ MORE »

Posted in America, Culture, Current Events, Food, Humor, I Don't Belong Here, Life, Self Reference, Shopping - Tagged Captain Caveman, Charles Atlas, do not enter, Earth, egress, hero of the beach, hot chocolate, I Don't Belong Here, intimidation, it's a marshmallow world, marshmallows, Noel Rogers, rude, walmart, Wu Tang Clan

Letters From God: No Excuses

Jan31
2012 1 Comment

Written by Shannon Doherty

I believe I have mentioned before that I work at a copy center. If not, I work in a god-forsaken copy center. I do not know what it is about the copy center, but it is like a magnet for disabled people. By disabled I mean people who seem to have no abilities. The concepts of thinking things through, simple math, reading, typing, and communicating are just too advanced for these people. Not to say there aren’t gems out there. Thank goodness there are people who can handle those tasks. But nevertheless, I seem to be constantly dealing with human beings that do not seem to possess any common sense whatsoever. READ MORE »

Posted in America, Anger, Bunk, Letters From God, Life, Opinion, Work - Tagged abilities, alphabet, asshole, bus, business cards, cars, cell phone, certified print pro, concept, Cookie Monster, cookies, copy center, disabled, embarrass, evolution, fear, grammar, hate, Hell, independence, keyboard, kids, Letters From God, magic, mouse, people, piano, pizza, professional, proper, punctuation, school, Shannon Doherty, shipping, spelling, staples, technology, texting, traffic, type, typewriter, ups, usps, van, work

I Don’t Belong Here: Phoning It In (The Best Of New Sun Rising)

Jan27
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

Yeah, so, I’m phoning it in this week. What can I say? The life of a social revolutionary and mental explorer doesn’t always leave time for new content. Personal issues. So here’s some things I already wrote, over at the blog no one reads, and, by virtue of being from the blog that no one reads, may as well be new. So, together again for the first time, the wit and wisdom of Noel R. Rogers, padded out with accompanying surreal original art: READ MORE »

Posted in Advice, America, Anger, Bad Taste, Cosmology, Culture, Current Events, Eschatology, Family, Futurism, God Knowledge, History, Humor, I Don't Belong Here, Life, Movies, New Age, Opinion, Perversion, Philosophy, Politics, Propaganda, Relationships, Religion, Satire, Secret Teaching, Self Reference - Tagged anarchy, Catholic Church, Catholicism, Chris Kozma, Cro-Magnon Man, eschatology, family, Gandhi, hate, Hollywood, I Don't Belong Here, Jesus Christ, love story, New Sun Rising, Noel Rogers, people, Pete Pettorossi, politics, religion, Shannon Doherty, The Vatican, violence

ITC 1.8: Destroy And Remix (2004)

Dec19
2011 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

Posted in America, Anger, Bad Taste, Celebrity, Comics, Culture, Humor, In-Jokes, It's The Crew!, Music, Opinion, Perversion, Politics, Propaganda, Religion, Satire, Secret Teaching, Self Reference - Tagged ass-rape, Beacon, Douglas Palermo, Fluxx, Glucerna, Gnosticism, Hell, Hopatcong, Ialdaboth, It's The Crew, ITC Tanker, Jane-Vett Rogers, jellybeans, Jesus Christ, Joyce Kilmer, Kanye West, KRS-One, lightning gun, low blood sugar, Marilyn Manson, Newburgh-Beacon Bridge, Noel Rogers, police, Repent Harlequin Said The Ticktockman, Richard III, Richard Sassi, Ronald Reagan, Sophia, Staci Elaan, Tetter Rogers, the devil, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Towel Boy, unicorn tapestries

I Don’t Belong Here: Laws Don’t Exist

Dec09
2011 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

“Where no law is, there is no transgression”
(Romans 4:15)

You ever know someone who didn’t break any laws? Any laws at all? I don’t mean the obvious ones like murder and rape and arson and so forth, I mean any laws period. Someone that never drove faster than the speed limit, never drank while underage, never used any illegal substance, never bought a bootleg DVD or downloaded pirated software. Never engaged in perverse sexual practices in areas where said practices were illegal. Never turned without using a blinker. Never, ever, ever broke the law. While you are out looking for this hypothetical person I am going to move ahead with my argument by assuming that this Ideal Law-Abiding Citizen simply does not exist. READ MORE »

Posted in Advice, Anger, Culture, Current Events, Government, History, Humor, I Don't Belong Here, Life, Philosophy, Politics, Religion, Secret Teaching - Tagged anarchism, Arrested Development, arson, Biblical quotations, bomb-throwing anarchist, crime, Dead Prez, government, Hot Cops, I Don't Belong Here, law, Law Abiding Citizen, murder, Noel Rogers, post-modern, rape, rape jokes, subversive

ITC 1.6: The Outcast (2004)

Dec05
2011 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

Posted in Art, Bad Taste, Bunk, Celebrity, Comics, Culture, Dreams, Guns, History, Humor, In-Jokes, Irony, It's The Crew!, Life, Satire, Sports - Tagged 2-Eazy Dot Com, Aaron Kliger, Al Sharpton, Anti-semitism, Belleville, Brian Scalabrine, butterfly, Chris Stave, Coakleys get credit for nothing!, Cory Morgan, Cranford, Cranford Crew, Dia Beacon, Douglas Palermo, giant pencil, in-jokes, It's The Crew, Jason Kidd, John Lloyd, Julius Mastro, Law & Order, Learning To Live, Lee Harvey Oswald, lightning gun, Manchurian Candidate, Marty Coakley, New Jersey Nets, Noel Rogers, Patch Adams, patsy, Peter Barnes, Philip Glass, Popa Crew, Russell Sprague, Staci Elaan, Still Life With Woodpecker, suicide, The Passion of the Christ, The Robot Crew, Tolkien, Trix commercials

I Don’t Belong Here: Man, Fuck PETA

Dec02
2011 1 Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

I don’t like PETA because they are clowns. Fuck logic, fuck facts, I’m just starting out with the ad hominem. Facts and logic to follow. Fuck PETA, they’re a bunch of clowns. For all their love of ridiculous media moments and publicity stunts, when it comes to actually saving actual animals from actual mistreatment they are strangely nowhere around. Just saying. They make the entire animal rights movement look like a bunch of tin-foil wearing nuts. READ MORE »

Posted in America, Anger, Animal Rights, Culture, Current Events, Food, History, I Don't Belong Here, Life, Philosophy - Tagged Auschwitz, clowns, Colonel Sanders, Dutch, euthanasia, Fishkill, Fishsave, genocide, Hamburg NY, Hitler, Holocaust, hypocrisy, I Don't Belong Here, Karl Rove, koopa troopa, massacre, Natalie Portman, Nazis, Noel Rogers, PETA, Pol Pot, Super Mario Bros., Tofurkey, Turkey TX, TV Tropes, Veggieburg

ITC 1.5: This Life Forever (2004)

Nov28
2011 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

Posted in Comics, Futurism, Humor, In-Jokes, Irony, It's The Crew!, New Age, Philosophy, Satire, Secret Teaching, Self Reference, Spirituality - Tagged Beacon, Cousin Collin, Diane Barber, Douglas Palermo, Freedom is the right of all sentient beings, George W. Bush, Hank Williams Sr., illusion bird, Immortal Technique, It's The Crew, Jay-Z, John Kerry, lame, lightning gun, Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood, Noel Rogers, Notorious B.I.G., Optimus Prime, root beer, Russell Sprague, Skull & Bones, Staten Island, Stewart's Root Beer, The Cloisters, Towel Boy, Towelie, Victory Ave, Virgil's Root Beer, Winamp

Letters From God: Blood

Nov15
2011 Leave a Comment

Written by Shannon Doherty

Blood: the substance of life, the substance of death. An oxymoron in itself.

Taste: metallic and bitter. READ MORE »

Posted in Anger, Letters From God, Life - Tagged battle, blood, death, destroy, hate, jenna godfrey, kill, Letters From God, red, Shannon Doherty, stab, The Office, violence