Well it’s October again. Which means, like every year, that it’s time for BREAST CANCER AWARENESS FEVER! Pinktober, y’all! Buy special pink versions of household products and GIVE TO THE CURE. And, it’s October again, so it’s time again for me to be the lone voice from the wilderness reminding everyone that other [...]
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I Don’t Belong Here: Fuck Pinkt...
Well it’s October again. Which means, like every year, that it’s time for BREAST CANCER AWARENESS FEVER! Pinktober, y’all! Buy special pink versions of household products and GIVE TO THE CURE. And, it’s October again, so it’s time again for me to be the lone voice from the wilderness reminding everyone that other [...]
HACK № 59: Where the Hack Am I?
All I see only looks the same / The picture is the frame
~Dr. Dog
So where are we? Let’s get our bearings. It’s the early 21st century, planet Earth, itsthecrew.com. And this is my HACK. OK, got it. See, we’ve been offline for a while. The cause: procrastination. The delay: me. Actually, I took action 3 days [...]
HACK № 42: The Weaning of Life
Howdy Meltedcheesedeks, welcome to the forty-second continuation of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, there’s a silver lining just over that horizon behind you.
OK folks, here’s how this is going to play out. First I write a few self-referential paragraphs to get it out of my system, while simultaneously holding everything [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Same-Sex M...
I’m just going to put this one up in the air, because I guess someone has to. There is no legitimate argument against same-sex marriage. None! Or rather, put more accurately, any legitimate argument against same-sex marriage is also an argument against marriage itself in general. That’s the shape of it. I’d rather be talking [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Marriage I...
Marriage is for tools. Now wait, before the irrational reptilian part of your brain begins to immediately object. Let me explain. I do not mean to imply that if you are married, you are a tool. I am actually trying to directly come and state it. That marriage is for tools. You tool. Okay. NOW feel free for your reptilian emotional response. I [...]
My Substantial Affair With Life: Pebb...
PEBBLES
She’s found herself at last. She understands there’s an everlasting trail of pebbles to follow once it’s discovered. Sometimes it is aligned like a good, straight line. Other times, they will work like trail posts… Clumps and stacks of pebbles within certain distances from each other. Like a common dance, she [...]
HACK № 30: Lowdown and Soul Dirty
Howdy Hierophants, welcome to the thirtieth rendition of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, quit your whining. I’ll do more than enough for the both of us.
This week it’s the night before this week’s piece is due and I decided to just give it to you all in one short 4 hour burst. I’m leaving nothing out because, [...]
Letters From God: Rhymes With Shmashm...
Today, I would like to talk to you boys and girls about abortion. According to dictionary.com, an abortion can mean a number of things such as: the removal of an embryo or fetus from the uterus in order to end a pregnancy; any of various surgical methods for terminating a pregnancy,especially during the first six months; an immature and nonv [...]
HACK № 20: Until Dead Inside Do Us P...
Howdy Lovers, welcome to the twentieth consummation of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, don’t forget tomorrow is Give Your Wedding Ring to A Single Person Day. As per sacred tradition, the single person gets to bang the spouse of the person who gives them their ring, while you get to go out and bang everybody else’s spous [...]
HACK № 19: The Children Are Our Pres...
Howdy Zygotes, welcome to the nineteenth afterbirth of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, please don’t have any more kids.
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HACK № 11: And Another Thing…
Wait…you mean I have to keep doing this? EVERY WEEK, you say? * Sigh * (Repeats to self) I (still) believe. I won’t quit. This matters. Even if it doesn’t matter, then either way it doesn’t matter. (more…)
Weekly Whack 10-3-11
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“The problem in the past has been the Man turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we have been fighting for ten square feet of ground, our turf, our little piece of turf.”
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These ‘Occupy Wall Street’ protestors need to cut the shit out now before they ruin things for the rest of us. The more you resi [...]