Yeah, so, I’m phoning it in this week. What can I say? The life of a social revolutionary and mental explorer doesn’t always leave time for new content. Personal issues. So here’s some things I already wrote, over at the blog no one reads, and, by virtue of being from the blog that no one reads, may as well be new. So, together again for the first time, the wit and wisdom of Noel R. Rogers, padded out with accompanying surreal original art: READ MORE »
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I Don’t Belong Here: Phoning It In (The Best Of New Sun Rising)
HACK № 26: Wash Your Mouth Out With SOPA
Howdy Trademarks, welcome to the twenty-sixth copyright of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, Congress has proposed legislation that would make it illegal for you to make it this far.
This week, something relatively relevant: Internet Censorship. So let me hop on this SOPAbox and tell you all the things you’re not considering in this debate, because you never took Philosophy courses, you hacks.
I Don’t Belong Here: Wake Me Up When It’s The Future
I give up guys, I’m gonna go just do my thing, you guys have fun with your presidents and shit, and we’ll try to stay out of each other’s ways. ‘Kay? Wake me up when we’re in the future. Know why? Because I want to see space, that’s why. It’s totally within our grasp and we’re pretty much ignoring it. So wake me up when it’s the future.
I mean, literally. Wake me up. In the future. When you guys have the means to resurrect the essences of the dead. I’m not stupid. I know it’s not going to happen in my lifetime. So when it happens, wake me up. I’m done with the present.
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I Don’t Belong Here: We Need A Holiday From The Holiday (And Other Thoughts On The Christmas Season)
WE NEED A HOLIDAY FROM THE HOLIDAY
There’s a reason basically every culture and civilization put a big holiday right around the winter solstice. It’s because that time of year sucks ass. It is really cold, and it gets dark so soon, and outside everything is death and bone-chilling despair. That’s why suicides historically skyrocket this same time of year, because it’s an awful, awful time. So they created the Holiday. Call it Christmas, Yule, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Saturnalia, or any of the other names it has gone by in different cultures and at different times, but the Holiday itself is pretty standard. Today, what was intended to be a joyful celebration to help make bearable the depressing winter has been transformed, become a monster that makes this awful and hateful time of year even worse. It is not only a major Consumer Stress Event, but it also leads to Unavoidable Social Obligations. Everyone is so stressed out about having a good time during this “Most Wonderful Time Of The Year” that they neglect to have the good time. We need a holiday from the holiday. READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Laws Don’t Exist
“Where no law is, there is no transgression”
(Romans 4:15)
You ever know someone who didn’t break any laws? Any laws at all? I don’t mean the obvious ones like murder and rape and arson and so forth, I mean any laws period. Someone that never drove faster than the speed limit, never drank while underage, never used any illegal substance, never bought a bootleg DVD or downloaded pirated software. Never engaged in perverse sexual practices in areas where said practices were illegal. Never turned without using a blinker. Never, ever, ever broke the law. While you are out looking for this hypothetical person I am going to move ahead with my argument by assuming that this Ideal Law-Abiding Citizen simply does not exist. READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Man, Fuck PETA
I don’t like PETA because they are clowns. Fuck logic, fuck facts, I’m just starting out with the ad hominem. Facts and logic to follow. Fuck PETA, they’re a bunch of clowns. For all their love of ridiculous media moments and publicity stunts, when it comes to actually saving actual animals from actual mistreatment they are strangely nowhere around. Just saying. They make the entire animal rights movement look like a bunch of tin-foil wearing nuts.
Prose Before Swine: What Does It All Mean?
Among the funniest of my recent discoveries is that my ex, Melodie Reece, has become Faceboob friends with my brother. This is funny because she looks exactly the same as she did 10+ years ago when I dumped her on Christmas day. Poor thing can never look at a present again without thinking about the one that got away. When the whole of your life is “Being the Preeble County Bukkake Queen” I probably seem like a pretty good catch. I blame that 300lb indiscretion on being young and foolish.
I wanted to take a moment to cover the recent Japanese nuclear tragedy. Apparently some cultural confusion has come from the symbols used it identify radiation hazards. READ MORE »
Prose Before Swine: FangsDribbling
I’m writing this in advance knowing full well that this is going to be a Thanksgiving post. I’m already thinking about the Christmas tree and the turkey isn’t dead yet. I would deep fry that fucker but the smell of burning feathers is only marginally better than the smell of burning hair. READ MORE »
Letters From God: The Lames Are At It Again
The government wants to control us and keep us eating out of the palm of their hand. So, where I get confused is where they promote laws that are extremely controversial to pass legislation during a time of social protest. READ MORE »
Prose Before Swine: The Butt Plug And Other Tales
First a tribute to Matthew Harvey Lizotte:
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella? Fo’ no drizzle!
Wokka Wokka! Rimjob…yeah I know what I just said. READ MORE »
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