Howdy Tabloids, welcome to the fiftieth character assasination of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, none of this is real yet all of it is true.
This past week I paid a new visit to an old friend. So this present week I present an old piece with new revisions.
For three whole decades sages, scholars, and crackpot conspiracists have [...]
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HACK № 50: Who is Pepe Hopkins?
Howdy Tabloids, welcome to the fiftieth character assasination of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, none of this is real yet all of it is true.
This past week I paid a new visit to an old friend. So this present week I present an old piece with new revisions.
For three whole decades sages, scholars, and crackpot conspiracists have [...]
ITC 3.7: Hovaltine (2006)
Attila, the lovable pal of the Crew, embarks on a metaphysical journey through the America of his soul as he pursues his ultimate dream…. Hovaltine.
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HACK № 30: Lowdown and Soul Dirty
Howdy Hierophants, welcome to the thirtieth rendition of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, quit your whining. I’ll do more than enough for the both of us.
This week it’s the night before this week’s piece is due and I decided to just give it to you all in one short 4 hour burst. I’m leaving nothing out because, [...]
Prose Before Swine: Looking Up
First of all, RIP Steve Jobs.
As somebody that’s actually had the pleasure of meeting and briefly speaking with The Woz – I have a fairly dim view of Mr. Jobs – but I do acknowledge that the world needs business people with zero moral fibre to exploit and monetize the greatest technical minds of our society. Some people can build [...]
I Don’t Belong Here: Minor Here...
Each week in I Don’t Belong Here, I have attempted to tackle some major world issue, or some pressing human concern, or just rape jokes. This week I would like to take a break from that and address some smaller, yet equally crucial, issues that I feel are important to discuss. (more…)
I Don’t Belong Here: I Don̵...
I don’t give a shit about 9-11. I don’t. Sorry. Or let me take that back and rephrase it, because I don’t want to seem callous or lacking empathy towards terrible human tragedy. It’s just, on a scale of 1 to 10 of human tragedies, with 1 being the tragedy that we still haven’t eliminated bad traffic and 10 being [...]