Posts in category Anger
I Don’t Belong Here: Laws Don’t Exist
“Where no law is, there is no transgression”
(Romans 4:15)
You ever know someone who didn’t break any laws? Any laws at all? I don’t mean the obvious ones like murder and rape and arson and so forth, I mean any laws period. Someone that never drove faster than the speed limit, never drank while underage, never used any illegal substance, never bought a bootleg DVD or downloaded pirated software. Never engaged in perverse sexual practices in areas where said practices were illegal. Never turned without using a blinker. Never, ever, ever broke the law. While you are out looking for this hypothetical person I am going to move ahead with my argument by assuming that this Ideal Law-Abiding Citizen simply does not exist. READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Man, Fuck PETA
I don’t like PETA because they are clowns. Fuck logic, fuck facts, I’m just starting out with the ad hominem. Facts and logic to follow. Fuck PETA, they’re a bunch of clowns. For all their love of ridiculous media moments and publicity stunts, when it comes to actually saving actual animals from actual mistreatment they are strangely nowhere around. Just saying. They make the entire animal rights movement look like a bunch of tin-foil wearing nuts.
Letters From God: Blood
Blood: the substance of life, the substance of death. An oxymoron in itself.
Taste: metallic and bitter. READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Hate
I hate it all. READ MORE »
HACK № 11: And Another Thing…
Wait…you mean I have to keep doing this? EVERY WEEK, you say? * Sigh * (Repeats to self) I (still) believe. I won’t quit. This matters. Even if it doesn’t matter, then either way it doesn’t matter. READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Columbus Can Eat A Dick
Fuck Columbus. The dude deserves zero accolades. ZERO! Leave it to the fucking Catholics to ram this asshole down everyone’s throats, if I may mix metaphors for a moment. READ MORE »
Weekly Whack 10-3-11
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“The problem in the past has been the Man turning us against one another. We have been unable to see the truth, because we have been fighting for ten square feet of ground, our turf, our little piece of turf.”
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These ‘Occupy Wall Street’ protestors need to cut the shit out now before they ruin things for the rest of us. The more you resist something, the more you give it power. As Alan Watts told Margaret Meade- “The anger you have against nuclear weapons is the same anger that makes nuclear weapons possible.” People resisted the system in the 1960’s and as a result the system got stronger than it ever was. End the cycle now and work on creating something new.
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Talking about protests, there were women protesting in Brooklyn this weekend because they got offended when it was recommended by police that they not dress provocatively because there is an ACTUAL serial rapist in Brooklyn who is SPECIFICALLY TARGETING women who dress provocatively. If the police told me there was a guy shooting people wearing plaid shirts, I wouldn’t wear plaid shirts. I wouldn’t protest the police for giving me the information necessary to properly protect myself.
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Dwyane Wade and Lebron James are going to choke away the negotiations with NBA owners just like they choked away the NBA Finals. Leave it to the professionals, boys.
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Ever take an online course? It’s just a bunch of people posting things online, and then replying to other people’s posts. It’s like the glory days of the Feff World Guestbook. The Steamer should have a PhD by now for all the field work he has completed.
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Me : Tennis Racket :: Yoda : Lightsaber
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Beyond pluralistic relativism is universal integralism. Say that ten times. FAST!
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Here’s me getting some training on the Beretta 9mm because, you know, just in case.
Overrated: Hating
Underrated: Forgiving
Rated Correctly: Loving
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Can you dig it?
I Don’t Belong Here: Breast Cancer, Breast Schmancer
This is going to blow your mind. I mean, this is going to utterly titty-fuck the lobes of your brain. Are you ready? You might want to sit down. No, not in that chair. That looks pretty unstable. Maybe you should just lie down on the ground. Now, through the looking-glass we go: READ MORE »
HACK № 8: Why Hath Crossing Guard Chirped the Wrath of God?
Chirrrrrrrrp! Welcome to the eighth version of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, be advised that jay-walking will not be tolerated.
So there’s this crossing guard who works at the intersection right next to where I work. She’s a grandma-ish older lady, skinny, with a perpetually sour look on her face. She is insane. Let me explain… READ MORE »
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