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Letters From God: No Excuses

Jan31
2012 1 Comment

Written by Shannon Doherty

I believe I have mentioned before that I work at a copy center. If not, I work in a god-forsaken copy center. I do not know what it is about the copy center, but it is like a magnet for disabled people. By disabled I mean people who seem to have no abilities. The concepts of thinking things through, simple math, reading, typing, and communicating are just too advanced for these people. Not to say there aren’t gems out there. Thank goodness there are people who can handle those tasks. But nevertheless, I seem to be constantly dealing with human beings that do not seem to possess any common sense whatsoever. READ MORE »

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I Don’t Belong Here: Phoning It In (The Best Of New Sun Rising)

Jan27
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

Yeah, so, I’m phoning it in this week. What can I say? The life of a social revolutionary and mental explorer doesn’t always leave time for new content. Personal issues. So here’s some things I already wrote, over at the blog no one reads, and, by virtue of being from the blog that no one reads, may as well be new. So, together again for the first time, the wit and wisdom of Noel R. Rogers, padded out with accompanying surreal original art: READ MORE »

Posted in Advice, America, Bad Taste, Cosmology, Culture, Current Events, Eschatology, Family, Futurism, God Knowledge, Hate, History, Humor, I Don't Belong Here, Life, Movies, New Age, Opinion, Perversion, Philosophy, Politics, Propaganda, Relationships, Religion, Satire, Secret Teaching, Self Reference - Tagged anarchy, Catholic Church, Catholicism, Chris Kozma, Cro-Magnon Man, eschatology, family, Gandhi, hate, Hollywood, I Don't Belong Here, Jesus Christ, love story, New Sun Rising, Noel Rogers, people, Pete Pettorossi, politics, religion, Shannon Doherty, The Vatican, violence

I Don’t Belong Here: Wake Me Up When It’s The Future

Jan20
2012 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

I give up guys, I’m gonna go just do my thing, you guys have fun with your presidents and shit, and we’ll try to stay out of each other’s ways. ‘Kay? Wake me up when we’re in the future. Know why? Because I want to see space, that’s why. It’s totally within our grasp and we’re pretty much ignoring it. So wake me up when it’s the future.

I mean, literally. Wake me up. In the future. When you guys have the means to resurrect the essences of the dead. I’m not stupid. I know it’s not going to happen in my lifetime. So when it happens, wake me up. I’m done with the present.
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Posted in Cosmology, Culture, Current Events, Dreams, Eschatology, Futurism, God Knowledge, Government, History, I Don't Belong Here, Life, New Age, Opinion, Philosophy, Propaganda, Religion, Secret Teaching, Self Reference, Spirituality, Technology - Tagged future, human potential, humanity, I Don't Belong Here, Internet, Jesus Christ, jobs, King Kong, Money, Mystery God, Noel Rogers, Peter Jackson, presidential election, resurrection, rip van winkle, society, technology, the rapture, transhumanism, wars, work

Letters From God: Fail

Dec27
2011 Leave a Comment

Written by Shannon Doherty

I would like to point out that this piece has nothing to do with neither Christmas nor the new year. With the exception of the previous statement, I would like to keep it that way.

Sometimes I feel like I’m the worst person on the planet. Like everyone else is a good person and I just suck at being part of the human race. Everyone seems to feel like it all means something, like it has importance. What is it that everyone else does that I don’t? Is it partying? Playing video games all the time? Working out? I don’t know. I just don’t seem to do whatever it is. Why does it mean anything to us? It probably has something to do with our investments in emotions and awareness. READ MORE »

Posted in Bunk, Letters From God, Life, Opinion, Religion, Uncategorized - Tagged bitches, bliss, Earth, emotions, eternity, family, feel, hate, hear, human beings, Jehovah witness, Letters From God, life, meaning of life, oompa loompa, pointless, religion, Rick James, rip van winkle, Shannon Doherty, sight, slap, smell, taste, touch, what did the five fingers say to the face, willy wonka and the chocolate factory

ITC 1.8: Destroy And Remix (2004)

Dec19
2011 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

Posted in America, Bad Taste, Celebrity, Comics, Culture, Hate, Humor, In-Jokes, It's The Crew!, Music, Opinion, Perversion, Politics, Propaganda, Religion, Satire, Secret Teaching, Self Reference - Tagged ass-rape, Beacon, Douglas Palermo, Fluxx, Glucerna, Gnosticism, Hell, Hopatcong, Ialdaboth, It's The Crew, ITC Tanker, Jane-Vett Rogers, jellybeans, Jesus Christ, Joyce Kilmer, Kanye West, KRS-One, lightning gun, low blood sugar, Marilyn Manson, Newburgh-Beacon Bridge, Noel Rogers, police, Repent Harlequin Said The Ticktockman, Richard III, Richard Sassi, Ronald Reagan, Sophia, Staci Elaan, Tetter Rogers, the devil, The Good The Bad & The Ugly, Towel Boy, unicorn tapestries

I Don’t Belong Here: Laws Don’t Exist

Dec09
2011 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

“Where no law is, there is no transgression”
(Romans 4:15)

You ever know someone who didn’t break any laws? Any laws at all? I don’t mean the obvious ones like murder and rape and arson and so forth, I mean any laws period. Someone that never drove faster than the speed limit, never drank while underage, never used any illegal substance, never bought a bootleg DVD or downloaded pirated software. Never engaged in perverse sexual practices in areas where said practices were illegal. Never turned without using a blinker. Never, ever, ever broke the law. While you are out looking for this hypothetical person I am going to move ahead with my argument by assuming that this Ideal Law-Abiding Citizen simply does not exist. READ MORE »

Posted in Advice, Culture, Current Events, Government, Hate, History, Humor, I Don't Belong Here, Life, Philosophy, Politics, Religion, Secret Teaching - Tagged anarchism, Arrested Development, arson, Biblical quotations, bomb-throwing anarchist, crime, Dead Prez, government, Hot Cops, I Don't Belong Here, law, Law Abiding Citizen, murder, Noel Rogers, post-modern, rape, rape jokes, subversive

I Don’t Belong Here: Man, Fuck PETA

Dec02
2011 1 Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

I don’t like PETA because they are clowns. Fuck logic, fuck facts, I’m just starting out with the ad hominem. Facts and logic to follow. Fuck PETA, they’re a bunch of clowns. For all their love of ridiculous media moments and publicity stunts, when it comes to actually saving actual animals from actual mistreatment they are strangely nowhere around. Just saying. They make the entire animal rights movement look like a bunch of tin-foil wearing nuts. READ MORE »

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Letters From God: Blood

Nov15
2011 Leave a Comment

Written by Shannon Doherty

Blood: the substance of life, the substance of death. An oxymoron in itself.

Taste: metallic and bitter. READ MORE »

Posted in Hate, Letters From God, Life - Tagged battle, blood, death, destroy, hate, jenna godfrey, kill, Letters From God, red, Shannon Doherty, stab, The Office, violence

I Don’t Belong Here: Hate

Oct14
2011 Leave a Comment

Written by Noel Rogers

I hate it all. READ MORE »

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HACK № 11: And Another Thing…

Oct12
2011 2 Comments

Written by Towel Boy

Wait…you mean I have to keep doing this? EVERY WEEK, you say? * Sigh * (Repeats to self) I (still) believe. I won’t quit. This matters. Even if it doesn’t matter, then either way it doesn’t matter. READ MORE »

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