Events have overtaken me. No new piece this week. Here’s one worth seeing again from a few years back:
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I Don’t Belong Here: Liberals Saved My Life
ITC 3.1: The Legend Of Hob (2005)
Who is Hob? How did he come to be the Crew Champion? The sensational Season Three premier answers these questions as it puts forth many more. Part I of the epic “Crew vs. MOB” saga!
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I Don’t Belong Here: Same-Sex Marriage? More Like LAME-Sex Marriage!
I’m just going to put this one up in the air, because I guess someone has to. There is no legitimate argument against same-sex marriage. None! Or rather, put more accurately, any legitimate argument against same-sex marriage is also an argument against marriage itself in general. That’s the shape of it. I’d rather be talking about Batman villains right now, but there we are. What? You’re confused? Oh, no, I didn’t say there weren’t any arguments against same-sex marriage, just that they’re all stupid and wrong! Let’s run down some of them so I can underline this point.
ITC 0.2: Hexagram 65 (2005)
As we again reach a season break, here is another brief and informative “FAQ” episode designed to introduce new readers to the series. Written by Doug Palermo and photoshopped by Noelie R. Void where prohibited.
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I Don’t Belong Here: Building A Batman Villain
Part two of my loosely organized and ongoing look at Batman’s villains:
Without a doubt Batman has the best villains of any superhero. Who else even comes close? Spider-Man might come second but it’s still not close. And everyone else is a bunch of scrubs. It’s Batman, hands down. In the course of this research, I started to discern some interesting patterns and themes in the set of Batman villains. READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Batman Villains I’d Like To See More Of
I don’t think it’s a big secret that I love Batman. True story: between the ages of say 15 and say 25, Batman was a recurring character in my dreams. To say I have something of an obsession with Batman is an understatement. And yet, almost fantastically, I have never really written about Batman. Ever. And I think that I would like that to change. So this week, Ten Batman Villains I Would Like To See More Of: READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Marriage Is For Tools
Marriage is for tools. Now wait, before the irrational reptilian part of your brain begins to immediately object. Let me explain. I do not mean to imply that if you are married, you are a tool. I am actually trying to directly come and state it. That marriage is for tools. You tool. Okay. NOW feel free for your reptilian emotional response. I’m just saying, I’m not drinking the Kool-Aid on this one, gang. Inflammatory remarks aside, marriage is an antiquated social institution that dates back to the days when human beings were considered property. Like? SLAVERY. Just. Saying. People aren’t property. Humans have invented all sorts of new meanings for marriage on a semantic and social level, but at the underlying core it is still about property. At least that’s how I see it through the lens of my outsider logic.
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