I recently re-watched the 1989 Tim Burton Batman movie, or “THE MOVIE OF THE DECADE” as the ubiquitous hype at the time dubbed it. And I was struck by a few things. One, what an awful trainwreck of a movie it was. And two, what an unmitigated disaster it was. Here’s a quick list of nine things they really made a dog’s [...]
Monthly archives for June, 2012
I Don’t Belong Here: Things The...
I recently re-watched the 1989 Tim Burton Batman movie, or “THE MOVIE OF THE DECADE” as the ubiquitous hype at the time dubbed it. And I was struck by a few things. One, what an awful trainwreck of a movie it was. And two, what an unmitigated disaster it was. Here’s a quick list of nine things they really made a dog’s [...]
My Substantial Affair With Life: App...
Applied Fiction
He sits in the back corner of the corridor-pink glow waiting like anything has not ever happened. Sip after sip, ankle turn after ankle turn over the other knee, deeper into the corner he slips after his eyes travel across the diner’s muted horizon. (more…)
HACK № 48: Topical Depression
“That being said, [Towel Boy] is undoubtedly correct: we’re lucky that we can speculate in a positive direction rather than lament a failed experiment.” –Christopher DeFilippis
Well, here we are. The second half of 2012. I am sitting in a stucco porch. On my left are the glass doors leading to my parent’ [...]
ITC 3.7: Hovaltine (2006)
Attila, the lovable pal of the Crew, embarks on a metaphysical journey through the America of his soul as he pursues his ultimate dream…. Hovaltine.
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I Don’t Belong Here: Breathe Wi...
I realize I will immediately be dismissed as a crank the moment I say this, but conspiracies happen. Think about it for a moment after your immediate emotional response of “Oh, that’s ridiculous!” and you will see that I am right. The literal definition of “conspire” is “breathe together” — con- [...]
My Substantial Affair With Life: ...
“Split-Second”
Split-Second.
Split-second is also a form of Eternity.
Take a pleated skirt, every pleat makes it a pleated skirt. A split second is a part of eternity. Imprints of being are made of monuments of split-seconds. So, split-seconds assist in forming eternity. (more…)
HACK № 47: It Refers To Itself
Howdy what’s left of you, welcome to the forty-seventh misappropriation of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, then you know that this month’s cover photo comes next.
I hate that my co-workers count down the days till the “end.” All these posts: “Only 13 more days to go. We can do it!” “Ten mo [...]
Letters From God: Rumpelstiltskin
I would like to take time out of my life to discuss Rumpelstiltskin with you.
He is fucking stupid. (more…)
ITC 3.6: IH8UALL (2005)
Well, it’s been almost a full year and it’s just about time for Noel to snap and go to the dark side again! Will anyone be able to talk him back with reason or will he have to be put down like the dog he is? Guest starring: George W. Bush!
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I Don’t Belong Here: Photo Essa...
I don’t really have anything this week. And I thought of recycling some old piece or another but fuck it. So instead, since a picture is reputedly worth a thousand words, here’s some pictures I took out and about over the last week or so. Put them in any order you like in your mind, imagine they’re all connected somehow and [...]
My Substantial Affair With Life: Con...
CONNECTING THE DOTS
It’s true how Genius is really the equation of Connection to Truth at least to me and in this case.
Truth + Connection = Genius. (more…)
HACK № 46: Unions of Opposites
Howdy Laborers, welcome to the forty-sixth organized protest of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, I’m looking for a friend with benefits.
First of all, I really could care less about all this temporal human nonsense. My knowledge on this very subject is scant at best, so don’t expect a lot of detail or corroborat [...]