Howdy Leapers, welcome to the 31st leftover rotation of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, it’s only because we’ve made it this far together.
So I’m writing this on my birthday. Yep, true story. READ MORE »
Monthly archives for February, 2012
Letters From God: Contemplation On Life
Hello there. I would like to take this time to thank you for ever caring enough to read anything I have ever written. I am truly grateful that you have taken the time to do so. It is most definitely possible that you have the most reserved hatred for what you have read. It is, also, possible that you enjoyed at least a line or two. Either way, thank you for the emotional, intellectual, and/or physical investment you have given my work. I am still young, and still learning.
Tonight is a dreary-sick sort of night. Let’s contemplate, shall we? READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Digressions, 2004-2012
For the first time ever, here’s all the Digressions! Digressions #1, #2, and #3 were originally published in If You Don’t Give Me Heaven. Digressions #5 and #6 were originally published in Heroes And Hierophants. Digression #3 has never been published anywhere, and Digression #7 is brand spanking new! Whatever THAT means.
Digression #1: The Kingdom of Heaven and the nature of magic
Digression #2: Everything vs Nothing, Jesus, and Conway’s Game of Life
Digression #3: The Existence Of God and Crypto-Solipsism
Digression #4: Metaphorical evil and the EZ-Pass
Digression #5: December 21st, 2012
Digression #6: The Eye in the Triangle
Digression #7: People don’t believe what they believe they believe
HACK № 30: Lowdown and Soul Dirty
Howdy Hierophants, welcome to the thirtieth rendition of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, quit your whining. I’ll do more than enough for the both of us.
This week it’s the night before this week’s piece is due and I decided to just give it to you all in one short 4 hour burst. I’m leaving nothing out because, guess what? I turn 34 in a few days and I can assure you that I am now too old to give a shit. About what, exactly? Exactly! I don’t give a shit! But in case you’re in a hurry here’s a handy table of contents:
Part 1: Self-Referential Whiny Stuff Written in Second Person Narrative
Part 2: A Brief Pause
Part 3: A Dirty Joke and A Stolen Line
Part 4: Gov. Chris Christie, The United States Flag, Whitney Houston
Part 5: Telepathic Communication With Marcus
Part 6: Black History Month
Part 7: Stars Are Cool
Part 8: Closing Remarks
Part 9: Week Links (Bill Hicks, Dyce the P, Chris Christie, Star Size Comparison
Here we go!
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Letters From God: Blogish
So, I know you all dying to know what is new in the life of Shannon Doherty. Well, my dear, you are about to find out.
It is very late at night and I am rushing to do this (as always, unfortunately) and I should be sleeping. My love for my friends I do this with and the two other people reading this is stronger than my will to sleep. Fueled by this love, I will write this piece tonight if it kills me. READ MORE »
I Don’t Belong Here: Forever Suffering (Cut-And-Paste God Knowledge)
(Excerpted and edited from private correspondence:)
If you’re hoping to avoid pain and death, you’re on a fool’s errand. Life is pain and it ends in death. Okay, life isn’t JUST pain — but suffering certainly seems to be a key aspect to it. If you try and shelter yourself from it you wind up either completely unprepared for it when it comes anyway or so dissatisfied with your safety that like the Buddha you reject the whole concept of safety and declare all of existence to be an illusion. READ MORE »
HACK № 29: In Defense of Social Networks
Awhatup Avatars? Welcome to the twenty-ninth ego-entity of HACK. If you’ve made it this far, I remind you of the immortal words of the still mortal immortal Paul Godmore…
It’s hard to argue with that logic. Yet I will do just that. This is for all of you out there that hate on blogs, Facebook, Twitter, dating sights and anything else about the good ol’ Internet. READ MORE »
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